On Wednesday, a crazy man interrupted a Sarasota, FL (always my home state!) city council meeting to expose Stephen King as "the worst criminal ever harbored by Florida" who is "scaring all the celebrities away from Sarasota." Okay, yes, of course this is clearly a crazy man, but where do crazy men get such fascinatingly random conspiracy theories? And why is everyone picking on Stephen King?:
"He's not suing me. My van says it all over the place." Well, then! Poor "Uncle Stevie."That millionaire can't catch a break this week.
