Vulture reports that in the wake of its recent second-season renewal (why not Kath And Kim??), the United States Of Tara will soon show Tara's fourth fake personality (for a total of five personalities.) Vulture's Mark Graham ventures some zany guesses, but given how obvious Tara's other alters have been so far (prissy housewife, teenage whore, redneck man), here are my guesses as to the identity of the fourth:
- Tyra, The Sassy African American Lady
- Jimmy, The Mafia Made Man
- Disco Stu
- Teensy, The Littlest Beauty Pageant Princess
- Terrence, A Female-To-Male Transexual
- A dog.
It's totally going to be closer to the first one, but I would start watching this show again if it was an animal. Toni Collette runs around barking and humping legs while her daughter makes overly sophisticated quips, all the time? And John Corbett has to be tempted to have sex with it? That would be the best show!
