As we all know, this is Conan's last week at late night, and The Stars have been dropping by to celebrate him. Last night, after Conan tried to encase his classic character The Masturbating Bear in carbonite Han Solo-style to save him for "our children's children's perverted children," none other than Carrie Fisher (who is the best) came to the bear's rescue. Featuring cameos by Jack McBrayer as Kenneth The Page, and the movie The Fugitive:
Haha, lotion! He had to stop and get lotion. I love how the regular people on the street outside 30 Rock are just going about their business while a giant bear masturbates a few feet away.






