If only the transparent desperation of national news networks to find a new dumb thing affected by our dire economic situation was some sort of indicator of brighter times ahead, this MSNBC report about how people are buying fewer thongs and more granny panties would be breaking awesome news. Instead, it's just sad (and that thong-aficionado dude at the end is your boyfriend):
Thong Song? Check. Lack of acknowledgment of any type of underwear other than thongs or granny panties? Check. I'm just disappointed that none of the Rock Of Love skanks were available to be interviewed for this story.
