I never thought I'd say this but poor Tommy Lee. His occasional helicopter pilot keeps getting in trouble and Tommy Lee is apparently the most famous person this pilot has flown, so Tommy Lee is getting dragged into everything. Actually, whatever, fuck Tommy Lee. But his pilot made a PORN TAPE while at the controls of a helicopter, and now there's video of it, and also a stupid porn girl blabbing about it:
I wonder what the sex act was? Pilots are so huge right now! This David Martz fellow is the ANTI-SULLY, and he must be destroyed.
