Each contestant on ABC's unwatchable inner-beauty contest show True Beauty got to bring one item with them to the True Beauty mansion or whatever. One guy brought a "murse," and so he is your boyfriend:
The other guy is 100% right about the main thing wrong with the first guy's murse. I'm sure he's terrible in a million ways on the show, but for this one opinion, he is an honorary internet blogger today. Not that a "drawing bag" and a "hair stick for men" aren't nearly equally stupid. If I were on that show, my item would be "a huge bottle of horse tranquilizers." (Via The Soup.)
