As an apology for perpetuating that dreadful cats-as-shark-bait conspiracy earlier, I present (well The Soup presents) Stains, the dog who will steal your heart, but not your cupcakes. Because he's in a trance: As a Soup watcher, I'm pretty sure this isn't the last we're going to see of Stains. (Also, has anyone made a Katie Holmes joke yet, or ...