This local news human interest report on a little embarrassed boy who imitated A Christmas Story and got his tongue stuck to a metal pole seems like it had its basis in a Craig's List ad (who would call the station about this?), but it's not often that you hear the words "triple dog dare" on the news. Poor kid:
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We get it: it's really fucking cold.
