“If Only You Could Eat Shame”

On last night's Daily Show, Jason Jones eviscerated the probably-willing-but-still-ridiculous pundit Kevin James (not to be confused with Mall Cop, though he'd probably rather be confused with Mall Cop). Kevin is known as the guy who got his balls handed to him on Hardball when he didn't really know who Neville Chamberlain was. So Jason Jones paid a visit to "pundit school" to find out how Kevin can avoid such traps in the future, and envisions a world where pundits could eat shame:

Second-best quote: "It was a circumstance where I should have Wikipediad Neville Chamberlain."