The new Bachelor from the next season of The Bachelor is engaged and in love after being on The Bachelor! Duh, because they all release a statement saying that before every Bachelor cycle. But E!Online thinks it's some kind of big spoiler. E!Online, of all entertainment gossip wire services, should know their trash TV traditions.
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