This morning The Today Show worshiped at the feet of Queen Beyonce (really -- they played royal music as she strutted down a long red carpet like in The Princess Bride), and she played a concert and sang her songs. Also, this gross gross gross thing happened:
Thank god Beyonce wasn't with Willard in person, or he might have done to her what he did to Ann Curry a few weeks ago. Get that guy something that cancels out Cialis, stat!
