I imagine Time Sculpturists everywhere are hanging out in their Time Sculpture cafes drinking Absinthe (because they drink only Absinthe) and saying "(Whoever did this) totally sold out to the man.": [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Remember when the "swing" Gap ads from the '90s were really cutting-edge, but we can, like, make them with our cellphones now or whatever? Time sculpturists ...