I clicked on this video because it said "Madonna Falls Onstage," which she eventually does, but much more confounding than the fall is what is she doing? She's, like, off in a corner kind of humping a guitar while the terrible screeching of a train derailment fills the air. This apparently happened in Lisbon on Monday night:
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She gets points for that cool acid-flashback background, but she's still your girlfriend.
