The Opener is a web show in which a low-status opening comedian named Jim Tews asks headliners for advice. In this episode, Maria Bamford uses "schematics" to show him the secrets to comedy success. I don't want to step on her jokes by quoting them, but Maria Bamford is a fucking genius: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Maria Bamford should go on ...