This video from the security camera of a police department interrogation room has no sound, so I'll provide narration Bob-Saget-era-AFHV-style, but in writing: Cop: You're in big trouble. This is what handcuffs look like. I'll be right back. Drunk Driver: Okay. Drunk Driver: What's this? Oh, Wite Out. Who even uses Wite Out anymore? La de dah, Wite Out, Wite ...