Al Roker Calls His Dick “Captain Winky”
Al Roker, the King of All Mediocrity, made his debut hosting Celebrity Family Feud last night. As one might expect, it was a vaseline-smiled romp with weather-beaten celebrities using their families to get the attention their careers no longer warrant. And working his barbecue-scented magic as the ringmaster for this circus of sadness was Al "I Like My Water Lukewarm" ...
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