I wonder how they feel about Dead Kennedys

Maybe they could get Morrissey.

Hmmm. This kinda surpasses my usual summer barbecue racial epithet limit. There’s gonna be a lot of awkward “I’m sorry!” grimaces and shrugs to my neighbors as they cover their their kids’ ears. The kids will be crying, but that will probably have more to do with the heavy layer of charcoal smoke that’s just sitting there on that hot and windless days. I’ve thought through this moment a lot.

Reminds me of when my dad told me “rap is not music.” Very informed opinions from highly relevant old dudes 10/10.

yeezy season approaching. fuck whatever y’all been hearing.

We need to accept the possibility of a headline so accurate we don’t understand it yet.

If you’re reading this, it’s too late.

This is going to sound like a Kings of Leon album isn’t it?

OH MAN 2015 AMIRITE GUYS?!

If I’m a hipster for watching Canadian Idol, then I have no idea what a hipster is.

Like, I get it, I guess, but I kinda have to agree with #slownewsday. Granted, I’m not their PR person so I can say it a little more freely. How is McDonald’s supposed to know who will and won’t play for free? SXSW is a convoluted mess and frankly neither party needs the other one. My bet is some band will be on that stage and they’ll have an audience. I hope they do well. But hey, Ex Cops get to feel like fugazi for a day or two, I hope that works for them too. Whatever.

People actually buy this moron’s music?

I can’t believe that anybody who posts at the ‘gum was dumb enough to give that an up vote. You do realize that Isis, the band, was not named after ISIS, the Islamic extremists, right? Like, come on people, really?!

That’s a sad existence. You don’t really belong on Stereogum, do you?

It’s not funny. The fact that anybody thinks it is funny is the very reason why there IS a band with the name Viet Cong.

Their hatred towards each other is my Inception talisman