This isn’t a list of the most popular drugs for each festival. It’s a list of the most popular festivals for each drug!

Brandon Flowers and Blochead walking through a field of flowers together. Both of us bagging on Kanye as we enjoy the pastoral setting.

I knew we’d get the full track Eventually.

I’ll show myself out.

Seems harmless. I mean if he really wanted to defeat The Rock, he would have thrown paper.

God damn. You had one shot and you had to fuck that up

“Are we human or are we dancer?” is one of my least favorite lyrics of all time.

The answer is “human” obviously. Or maybe “humans that dance,” but “dancer” is not a real thing that a group of humans can be.

The girl in the front row in that picture looks so miserable it makes me want to cry.

The ’80s called… they want all of “Hot Fuss” back.

Springsteen called… he wants all of “Sam’s Town” back.

Of all the album descriptors that have been tossed out by Tom, “dogshit Coldplay-core” is easily my favorite.

How does this man NOT have his own TV show? Pearls. Every word that spills out of his face is a pearl.

Lol. He cray. But the thing is that he speaks his mind. Most of you steregum regulars are afraid to and cringe from the onslaught of downvotes. This chap truly has got more mojo balls then most because she just doesn’t give a ****. Carry on soldier. Carry on pissing off the self righteous and the smug.

You’re a hero. Thank you.

Don’t resist arrest.

HAHAHAHAHA <3

Is this a review or an autobiography about your love for Blur? Can’t tell.

perhaps more upsetting than the commercial itself is that we exist in a time where the getting in and out of the celebrity fragrance game is an actual thing.