As part of a new cover story for Time Out, Father John Misty took some time out of his day to give some terrible relationship advice, carrying on his over-the-top schtick as the most cynical straight white dude out there. When asked “My partner called me by a different name when we were having sex. Advice?,” FJM’s response is: “Just start going by that name and see what happens. Don’t answer to any other name but that.” Or the response: “Making out in private is better.” It goes on like that — read all of his advice over here.