If there’s one thing I love more than a “Jack White said this” article, it’s the inevitable “Jack White meant this” press release.

I know we have a running joke about 2015 being so great for music, but Destroyer deciding to release his “Kaputt” follow up this year transcends that humor. Now it truly feels like stars are aligning and I don’t know what we all did to deserve all this great music in one year.

Tom’s laptop be like:

BUT WILL THIS STREAM ON TIDAL

Reading this on FB, I first thought it was coming from The Onion.

Ugh, why can’t PacSun just offer a t-shirt that actually celebrates the SINCERE and SERIOUS respect the American flag deserves? That way real Americans can show their support. Something like

It must suck when festivals offer you so much money you can’t say no. Poor, poor man.

Barley 30? I’m a multi-grain 20.

Are financial troubles to blame for that haircut?

at coachella 2013 during beach house this girl came up to me and my girlfriend and was like “BEEEEEAAAACH HOUUUUUUSE. BEEEEEAAAACH MUTHAFUCKIN HOUUUUUUSE. ALL THE BEAAAACHES IN THE HOUUUUUSE.” one of our favorite bands, it has since become a catch phrase for us.

I love Girls and his music. However, not to be all Politically Correct, but isn’t wearing a straight jacket sort of insensitive to people who suffer from mental health disorders? For such a talented and likeable guy, something more tasteful and respectful would be preferred. Anyway, love the man’s music and glad he is still making music.

The whole “Carter” thing was *already* a rip-off when Wayne did it. By that point Jay Z had already run “S. Carter” into the ground and moved on. I know you can’t trademark a last name, but come on… Wayne in particular has no claim to it.

“Jack loves Meg, and she’s an incredible drummer – nobody can do what she does and did with the White Stripes”

yeah, and i’m cyndi lauuuper

i thought his hero was Kurt?

This site and its writers are cute.

I don’t adore or despise these guys. I’m totally indifferent.

Additionally, biggest band in the world? Biggest LOL ever.

I’m barley 30 and I still think U2 is the biggest band on the planet.

OOoooooo you’re so cute.

This album SLAYS. When that melody kicks in on the opening track…

I knew from that moment it would be rad, and it is. Other standouts – “Obvs,” “Hold Tight” and “The Rest is Noise,” but really it’s all great in the way that only dance music that finds the perfect balance between badass and emotional catharsis can be.