“@pitchfork” lol losers

of course, there’s something more sinister here sheeple. allow me to educate (as usual).

something is hidden, there is a “a hidden place.” Here we have 2 singles. “2” singles = 2 + 1 = 3. Also, “2 singles” = 11. Now put it together brainiac = 311. Both singles feature something very important = “HOLD.” Oh my god, it’s literally so clear, I don’t know how the author missed it. HOLD ON. HOLDING ON. how do you hold on? steadily. The hold steady.

“the band’s 2013 album Settle with his own mask imagery for his 2011 self-titled debut.” so we have 2 dates = 2011 and 2013. Reduce what is common between the dates (“201?) and HOLD ON to what is left = (201)1 + (201)3 = 3, 1 and add a 1 on the end for calculus and we’re left with = 311. also count the number of faces on the covers and what do you get = 3 faces from 2 covers. Roman numeral for 2 is II = 3II.

we need answers.

Man, the quotations in the title had me convinced that this was a new Moz song. Not sure the last time I was this disappointed.

Let’s skip the stupid presidential debates on the next election cycle. Who really wants to hear Hillary debate Jeb? Good Lord that sounds tedious and absolutely predictable.

But what I WOULD watch would be televised debates between Morrissey and Noel Gallagher. I don’t know the ins and outs of Kickstarter but this is a crowdfunded concept that has legs.

Dear Tidal and Apple streaming whatever,
‘Revolutionary’ is not an appropriate term for a service that is essentially jumping on a bandwagon that has been on the move for a while now.

The original draft was much more inspired:

Paging Ms. Merboy

I’m queer and I like PC Music. I don’t think they’re the greatest or anything, but it’s cool and Sophie makes awesome beats and “Every Night” is just a great song.

I also take issue to the idea that queer people (and he says POC too though I can’t speak here) only like emotional music rather than idea-based music. I like both, preferably at the same time, but I think using music “to explore a concept” is totally a legitimate approach to making art.

Trying to argue that the whole PC music aesthetic is broken because of one persons comments seems kinda rash. And Lotics shit ain’t that hot either, so this just reeks of trying to get a profile boost off some controversy. Maybe Lotic should not assume his music is interesting just by virtue of being a queer POC and make something that is…

Maybe SBTRKT needs a ladder, because it seems to me like they’re reaching quite a bit.

Cohen lights his cigarette, turning it in his hand as he stares out the mirror, soft raindrops pattering against the greasy glass. He turns to Schreiber.

“Let me do it.” His voice is a whisper, hung in the air like a shooting star, which neither of them have ever seen before. “If I don’t take Muse down. Who will? A monkey, pissing in its own mouth? No. This is a job for an adult.”

This was an interesting week. Let’s never do it again.

This just in: Stereogum commenters don’t understand cultural appropriation, power dynamics, or intersectionality.

1) Who cares?
2) Who cares?
3) Who cares?
4) Who cares
5) Who Cares!
6) Whoeth Carth?
7) Nyaggin Nyarlahotep
8) Whoa, cars.

oh Jesus, I guess some of the Channers are sticking around after all (??)

chris martin has 2 earrings? and he’s a dude?

That Kurt Vile and The War On Drugs are heralded by rock fans speaks to the genre’s degradation. Horrible acts to base a piece off, but yeah, Philly dudes go IN.

Didn’t expect to see some mint discussion in the comments. What a pleasant surprise.