The Detroit Pistons might make the playoffs in this year’s talent-starved Eastern Conference, but they do not exactly have the most exciting team in the NBA. What they do have, however, is a star-studded new Funny Or Die video about “the longest oop.” The idea, I guess, is that someone throws an alley-oop across the country, and it goes to a whole mess of different people before someone dunks it home. The resulting video is out now, and it features a ton of celebrities, many of them Detroit types: Eminem, Kid Rock, Big Sean. And it also includes ridiculous things like Ken Jeong making out with the ball or like Kid Rock playing poker against the ball. It’s pretty dumb! Watch it below!

Hey, look! Branding!