During his appearance on The Graham Norton Show this week, Tom Hanks was asked about the 1987 Dragnet promotional single he recorded with Dan Aykroyd or, as he calls it, the “rap hit that haunts me for the rest of my days.” As Vulture points out, he then proceeded to rap the first verse from the track without much prompting. His half-hearted rendition still manages to blow his rapper son’s own sad efforts out of the water. Watch below.

Here’s the original “City Of Crime”:

No word Colin’s flow, but he is definitely the cutest Hanks, right?