You ever have one of those nights where you find yourself at a rock show and you don't know what you're doing there? A few months ago, there was a show in my town that I'd been excited about for months -- two bands I love, playing a small town that doesn't get too many great shows. But before the show, I got a little too high. And when the bands were playing, I spent the entire show going down mental rabbit holes: All the people here are either old men like me or prematurely old young men. Why would I want to be around that? These bands are clearly not amped to be here. I should be home watching TV and sleeping, and I wish I wasn't high anymore. That kind of thing. I'm not going to say who the bands are, because it doesn't even matter. It's not their fault. If you get to a certain age and you're still going to rock shows, you are probably going to have a night like this every once in a while. And I'm bringing all this up to get at a more specific point: I can't imagine anyone ever feeling this way at a Diarrhea Planet show.