Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
There are people far more qualified than I to complain about this week’s EU vote (not this bloke, though) (or this woman) but fuck it: You done goofed, UK. Fortunately Taylor Swift is around to clean things up. Just when you need her she shows up like fuckin’ Batman! Your best and worst pre-Brexit comments are below. This a low-flying panic attack, innit.
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | son_of_cheap_suit | Jun 21st | Score:26 | |
This is one lateral move from “what were you wearing when you got groped on the train?”. She’s no more naked on her album cover than Perfume Genius or Chris Brown have been on theirs, yet somehow critic dudes managed not to turn into cartoon wolves with unfurling tongues upon viewing them. |
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#9 | Stereopun | Jun 23rd | Score:26 | |
The prosecutors won in spirit. |
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#8 | grainybazzles | Jun 21st | Score:28 | |
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#7 | son_of_cheap_suit | Jun 21st | Score:29 | |
I will be teaching my child to identify sexists as shitbags. I’m sorry that you’ll be raising yours differently, but it’s nice of you to at least remove him/her from your avatar so they won’t be associated with your shitbag comments. |
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#6 | meat | Jun 23rd | Score:30 | |
Direxit © |
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#5 | meat | Jun 17th | Score:30 | |
hey boys and girl (there must be one?), i quit my job today because i need to get the hell out of boston. i don’t know where i’ll be working in nyc, but i do know i’ll be living there again before the summer’s over. all day long i’ve felt sad and angry, but exhilarated, and this song captures those feelings like nothing i’ve heard in a very long time. i may be steering you into the abyss, but i’d never steer you wrong. (i promise if you make to 9:07 the payoff will be worth it) |
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#4 | raleigh st. clair | Jun 22nd | Score:30 | |
This user account shows promise. |
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#3 | blochead | Jun 17th | Score:31 | |
Ever noticed the myriad of ways Budweiser packages their products? Traditional 6 packs, 12 packs, 24 can cases have given way to 18 packs, 30 packs, etc. The standard bottle now comes in a multitude of shapes and sizes. The one thing they DON’T do is change the shitty product that is actually contained therein. It’s all market trickery to confuse the consumer and nothing more. All of these newfangled (yup, newfangled) music release strategies are the same thing. Just marketing BS. I’ve purchased so many potato peelers in my life. But the simple piece of shit I used when in the Navy, you know the one, remains the simple and best model. I have seen nothing about any of this marketplace masturbation that leads me to believe the release of an album needs/needed revision. And yes, I did just shake my fist. |
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#2 | undergroundspoon | Jun 17th | Score:42 | |
*hits blunt* what even IS an album any more, mannnnn |
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#1 | Stereopun | Jun 22nd | Score:58 | |
HBO on Vinyl: “Scratch that” |
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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | andy_james | Jun 17th | Score:-18 | |
Dang nobody likes Radiohead anymore |
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#4 | almotasim | Jun 21st | Score:-20 | |
Sky Ferreira, i love you, but you’re bringing me down. |
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#3 | Alex Pegg | Jun 21st | Score:-25 | |
In which case I can only hope you set your child a better example than calling people shit bags from behind an internet handle. |
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#2 | Alex Pegg | Jun 21st | Score:-26 | |
That’s cos us dad’s don’t get out enough 😉 |
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#1 | Alex Pegg | Jun 21st | Score:-45 | |
She does have great tits though 😉 |
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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
padfoot24 | Jun 22nd | Score:15 | ||
I like the fact that he sounds like a potato. |
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