Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Poor Frank Ocean stans staying up real late only to get some Snapchat filters. Boys did cry I’m sure. Let’s not blame Frank, though. He never indicated his album was dropping today, the New York Times did. (FWIW the paper maintains it could arrive on Apple Music “at any moment.” Oh, ye of so little faith — don’t doubt it, don’t doubt it!) In the meantime here’s a playlist of all the ambient instrumental music from Frank’s woodworking demo.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  meat | Aug 1st Score:36

“all main choruses should start at 3 min. ha!” = “only shooting stars break the mold”

#consistency

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#9  reggieohead | Aug 1st Score:40

Fuck Apple. So tired of this shit.

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#8  bakedbeans | Aug 1st Score:41

THIS IS CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION

let me just say though – enough with this exclusive stream bullshit, it probably encourages pirating anyway

BUT CELEBRATE EVERYBODY

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#7  scruffy | Aug 1st Score:42

I mean, it’s not a surprise about the Apple thing, but fuck.

Don’t tell me how to stream
#teamspotify

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#6 

Aaron Grizzle | Aug 3rd Score:44

This Is A Long Drive For Somebody With Nothing To Th- OH SHIT!!!

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#5  All Senses Lost | Aug 1st Score:44

FUCK THESE EXCLUSIVES.

KANYE WAS RIGHT. GIVE JAY HIS CHECK.

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#4  inthedeadofknight | Aug 1st Score:50

Well, I’m not waiting two weeks and I’m sure as shit not signing up for Apple Music, so I guess it’s door number three.

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#3  vitosordination | Aug 3rd Score:52

i like how you can’t get into an accident in Portland without hitting at least two subaru’s

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#2  YouBeautifulBastard | Aug 2nd Score:65

IKEA generally likes its furniture to ship ready to assemble, without additional parts dribbling out over the course of three months after purchase.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

Noah Chip | Aug 2nd Score:-20

They had a really good debut album but I think they sold out a bit trying to be the new R.E.M. ‘Around the sun’ era. Methinks that blending electronics with Joy Division style theatrics is a recipe for diastar.

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#4 

Paul En Noir | Jul 30th Score:-22

Oh, fuck off. They must have forgot the confederate flag at home both times they played Vegas. And BLM *are* assholes. Thinking they should be dubbed a terrorist organization is not paramount to racism. But this article is grabbing at straws to reach new levels of unprofessionalism.

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#3 

Noah Chip | Aug 1st Score:-23

Pyramids and pilot Jones:

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#2 

Noah Chip | Aug 1st Score:-34

Frank Ocean=OVERRATED. There. Someone said it finally (!!!).

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#1 

Noah Chip | Aug 1st Score:-37

But seriously, I like a few of his songs but let’s not hype this up like its going to be the best record of the year. He’s not as good as Kendrick Lamar.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  theyachtmaster | Aug 3rd Score:17

He is my son. And I am ashamed.

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