Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
TGIF. Enjoy this week’s list of snowflakes below.
Look at this crowd! Amazing! The scene here at the #marchforlife is electric! So many beautiful people who will #healourland pic.twitter.com/CsLWA7Aj6M
— Will 🐋 Menaker (@willmenaker) January 27, 2017
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | cheap_suit_jr_jr | |
Score:24 | Jan 25th | ||
Just to confirm: the crybaby in this scenario is not you, the guy who is unable to find a “normal life” because of what other people post on social media. |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
#9 | mickrandom26 | |
Score:25 | Jan 24th | ||
Rain drop, drop top, should’ve picked Allison Crutchfield for the top spot. |
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#8 | charliepanayi | |
Score:28 | Jan 25th | ||
Well, in terms of age and race Slayer (well most of them anyway) are Trump’s major demographic. |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
#7 | Michael Nelson | |
Score:28 | Jan 25th | ||
False binary. Tom Araya said some stuff that I think is indefensibly gross; I responded by saying, “That’s indefensibly gross.” Divergent opinions expressed by two parties, neither calling for the other to be silenced. If anything, Araya comes closer to trying to “smother” opposing voices when he says: “I never would have guessed that there were so many snowflakes commenting their distaste for the new president. Like him or not he is the president.” Also: I’m not trying to prove how “metal” I am because, like, I’m a fucking grown man, but maybe you can tell me how “metal” it is to say, “Like him or not he is the president”? When I was coming up, that kinda shit wasn’t really “metal.” |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
#6 | el goodo | |
Score:28 | Jan 25th | ||
The best possible ways for liberals to respond to Trump supporters are to: (1) debate the validity of their arguments using facts and logic – not ad hominem, strawman, or tu quoque, (2) acknowledge when people on your own side are incorrect or unreasonable, and (3) have a sense of humor. NB: These are also the best ways for Trump supporters to respond to liberals. |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
#5 | saturnian | |
Score:29 | Jan 20th | ||
This column is fitting today, as I’ve been wanting to say “Shut Up, Dude” every time Trump opens his mouth. |
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#4 | Chris DeVille | |
Score:30 | Jan 25th | ||
It would be nice if the first comment under this deeply moving song wasn’t so cynical. |
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Posted in: Mount Eerie – “Real Death” |
#3 | phospholipidbilayer | |
Score:39 | Jan 25th | ||
This reminder of Slayer’s existence also reminds me of the existence of one of my favorite Facebook pages |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
#2 | Scott Lapatine | |
Score:39 | Jan 20th | ||
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Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments |
#1 | Tony Harrison | |
Score:56 | Jan 25th | ||
I can’t speak for others, but in me all it triggers is the belief that whoever uses it is probably an asshole. |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | [email protected] | |
Score:-25 | Jan 25th | ||
You’re right! We should all try to be more like the reasonble, non-insulting never-Trump progressives who have said literally nothing but nice things since November. |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
#4 | PretentiousJerk | |
Score:-26 | Jan 24th | ||
Congrats to the doctor for ridding the world of another pedophile |
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Posted in: Paris Jackson Says Her Father Was Murdered |
#3 | undergroundspoon | |
Score:-27 | Jan 25th | ||
Oh good, another seminal artist to get overdue praise because of a death narrative. It would be nice if a career reevaluation didn’t require tragedy to get jumpstarted. |
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Posted in: Mount Eerie – “Real Death” |
#2 | Danny Burch | |
Score:-28 | Jan 25th | ||
Damn Tom Breihan, for a little privileged rich kid whose adolescent life was undeniably sheltered, and who grew up into a posturing music reviewer who vicariously lives through hip hop to give yourself an unearned sense of street and diversity cred, you sure aren’t trying to mask how at your core, you only real defense mechanism is to resort to hurling obscenities like your a 14 year old girl who just learned curse words, and who is acting wayyy to sensitive to ever walk in any of the neighborhoods of the rappers you worship. |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
#1 | [email protected] | |
Score:-30 | Jan 25th | ||
Uh-oh! Slayer used the “s” word. Let the triggering begin!! |
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Posted in: Fuck Slayer |
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
theyachtmaster | ||
Score:20 | Jan 23rd | ||
Wow so he took that brooch thing pretty hard, huh |
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Posted in: Father John Misty – “Pure Comedy” |