The story keeping us all entertained today is the schadenfreude-soaked saga of Fyre Fest, the misbegotten, Ja Rule-repped luxury festival that was supposed to be happening in the Bahamas this weekend. The story has everything: Angry rich people, absent rappers, scam-artist promoters, models flown in to promote a product that should not exist, the absolute folly of human existence on this planet, and one truly sad photo of a sandwich. Naturally, Twitter has been having a field day with this debacle; it's been the #1 trend for basically the entire day. Below, you will find some of the funniest festival burns that we have encountered.
Thank goodness we didn't go to #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/pdDdyNymcH
— marshmello (@marshmello) April 28, 2017
