You know you’re in a room full of dork-ass dorks when “All I Do Is Win” is on and, at the “everybody’s hands go up” part, everybody’s hands do not go up. That’s what happened yesterday, when Khaled showed up at a ceremony for statistics graduates at the University Of California, Berkeley. As the Associated Press reports, record exec Steve Stoute gave the commencement address, and then he introduced surprise yelling-guy Khaled, who shook a lot of befuddled hands and lightly adapted some of his own catchphrases (“They don’t want us to graduate!”). Watch the hilarity ensue below.

Maybe those statistics grads can get to work on figuring out how a guy who doesn’t do anything put together a #1 song.