This is too real

If you go back in the archives, there are plenty of articles about The Chainsmokers, J Cole, Ed Sheeran, Logic, Charlie Puth, even Future being mediocre.

I’ll go to bat for Power Trip but in a less aggressive way.

“No hug? Why no hug?”
“Jerry didn’t Hug?”
“JERRY DIDN’T HUG?”
“I missed out on the hug.”
“He missed out on the hug.”
“You gotta hug.”

This is the appropriate reaction to a stranger interrupting you mid-sentence to demand a hug.

Yeah they were pretty good yesterday at Primavera. Also Reflektor is great y’all are wack

I get bloated sometimes, too, but I’m still awesome

Band releases two albums you love and two albums you like. Then band gives you three new songs, and you’re into one but not the other two. “Remember when they were good?” seems like a bit of an overreaction.

Also got applaud Stereogum’s decision to post a billion Arcade Fire roll-out stories yesterday, then switch it up and spend all day today shitting on the new song. Infinite content!

LOL

We did that because the Migos, Drake, and Paramore albums are better than those other ones you mentioned

i just took a molly whatever

i know this piece is well researched and well written, but i cannot get over the fact that all it’s doing is cutting down a woman for being mediocre. all of this this work was put in just to be sure more people knew that katy perry isn’t doing a very good job. men have been pointing that out about women (especially in music) daily and forever. i am applying the “would this click bate article have been written about a man” test here. i do not think it passes.

She needs to stop fucking with jews

please write me an article in the same vein about a man. thank you.

I want to hear more from Chad