Guided By Voices' Robert Pollard releases approximately one million albums every year, and his latest is not a conventional one by any means. He's adopted a parodic country music alter ego named Cash Rivers -- who he first unveiled on a 7" last year -- and will be releasing an album called Blue Balls Lincoln under the name Cash Rivers & the Sinners. "I don’t know this Cash Rivers, but he’s ridiculous and obviously out of his mind, so is whoever is working with him," Pollard said jokingly in a statement. The album's first single, "Goddamn Lookit My Phone Got Wet," is just Pollard repeating the title's phrase over and over and over again. Listen to it via Pitchfork below.
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Blue Balls Lincoln is available to pre-order via Pollard's own Rockathon Records, though no exact release date has been set. A more traditional Guided By Voices album is due out in March.






