State Songs If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho's "Here We Have Idaho." ("To Maine It May Concern") also in McSweeney's: Methods Other Than That Song By Which One Can Be Killed Softly ("Poison meringue") Excerpts From the "Band Members Wanted" Section of the New York Musicians' Exchange (Circa 1987) ("Must not be a total douchebag") I Can Never ...