A vegan, atheist, and crossfitter walk into a bar. I know because they all told me in the first 2 minutes.

My vote for “so stupid they’re great” would be “I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once”. In fact, it’s the best line on this mostly so-so album.

No surprisingly everything Moz eats is some shade of white

Also am I the only one cringing hard as hell at the Lines about him wondering how his daughters body is gonna turn out on the last song? So weird.

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Shocker of the year that he’s against feminism. It’s not like he’s literally the embodiment of damn near everything feminism is against or anything! Goodness, no. That would be absurd.

*quickly scans to #1 to make sure “Y Control” is in its deserved spot.*
*slowly scans up through 10 to see how far away “Y Control” is from its deserved spot.”

WELP

No more rappers in Wyoming / please baby, no more rappers in Wyoming.

There’s a much better album about an egomaniac going through a manic depressive episode today.

TELL ME WHO CAN RELATE

I always have, because she makes bad music, and my nature isn’t to just ignore something that’s bad, it’s to point and say “LOOK AT HOW BAD THAT IS!”

methheads gonna meth

Grimes looks like shes exclusively into rimjobs.

It *might* have something to do with the fact that he hasn’t released anything remotely interesting since Love What Happened Here (but don’t tell his fans that, I hear they’re the sensitive type).

Wasn’t this the genius that just last week exposed himself as completely clueless by saying “we don’t ever question women discussing the things they are struggling with”?? Yeah, that’s the one! He’s all yours.

can’t wait for her teeth to look as bad as Madonnas

Will this PEOPLE also name a Sexiest Man of the Year?