Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I’m at Desert Daze this weekend (look at this lineup). And I’m missing Phil Collins’ first-ever Brooklyn show for it so I hope it’s good. Follow Stereogum on Instagram for live coverage. Your best and worst comments from another godforsaken week are below.
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
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Albinosaur |
| Score:37 | Oct 11th | ||
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Given his level of creativity the past few albums, of course his phone password is just pounding zero until it unlocks. |
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| Posted in: Kanye West Meets With President Trump At The Oval Office | ||
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blochead |
| Score:39 | Oct 8th | ||
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Well now I like Trump 25% less. I defy the mathematicians and philosophers to determine how that is even possible. And yet here we are. |
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| Posted in: Trump Says He Likes Taylor Swift’s Music 25% Less Now | ||
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marko |
| Score:43 | Oct 7th | ||
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Grace Jones? |
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| Posted in: Taylor Swift Endorses Tennessee Democrats In Rare Political Statement | ||
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cokeparty |
| Score:46 | Oct 11th | ||
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bloc is not cokeparty I am eternal, yet |
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| Posted in: Read Leonard Cohen’s Poem “Kanye West Is Not Picasso” | ||
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Psalm for the Dead |
| Score:46 | Oct 8th | ||
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With headlines like that I honestly had to double check that I was at theonion.com. Jesus fucking christ. |
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| Posted in: Trump Says He Likes Taylor Swift’s Music 25% Less Now | ||
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cokeparty |
| Score:46 | Oct 9th | ||
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Lana Del RAGE |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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phospholipidbilayer |
| Score:49 | Oct 9th | ||
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Nah, Kacey would just mind her own biscuits so life can be gravy, then follow her arrow wherever it points, being alright with a slow burn taking her time while the world turns. She’d probably feel happy and sad at the same time. ❤️ Bless |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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xiuxiu4life |
| Score:68 | Oct 9th | ||
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Damn. I am not a fan of Lana, but she hit it right on the god damn button: “u coulda been the greatest female rapper alive but u blew it.” Fuck. Shit is cold. |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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zachtron |
| Score:70 | Oct 9th | ||
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member when this song came out 7 years ago and everyone was really excited about her potential? i member |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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champ2010 |
| Score:78 | Oct 7th | ||
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Also note that, unlike Kanye’s support of Trump and the idea that slavery never existed(?), she gives concrete reasons and did her thinking about it. I’m cool when pop stars and celebrities share opinions about politics when they’re making a real effort and are informed, regardless of what side they’re on. Though this does beg the question if snakes are legally allowed to vote |
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| Posted in: Taylor Swift Endorses Tennessee Democrats In Rare Political Statement | ||
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
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musicfan |
| Score:-62 | Oct 9th | ||
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“This comment is hidden as it has many downvotes. Click here to show it.” I’m going to try an experiment, whereby I post a fake, pleasing comment just so my comment won’t be hidden. I love Lana Del Rey so much. Azealia Banks is yucky! |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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musicfan |
| Score:-66 | Oct 9th | ||
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-5 Oooh! 5 downvotes! I wonder if he said something nasty to warrant an hidden comment? |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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musicfan |
| Score:-66 | Oct 9th | ||
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“When you are finished. Be sure to collect the semen ejected from said dicks, and massage this liquid into your aging white lady skin. This is an excellent way to fill the wrinkles left behind by expired botox.” Yep! Azealia wins! No way Lana Del Boy can cum back from that! |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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musicfan |
| Score:-74 | Oct 9th | ||
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Maybe the downvotes are because some readers are racist? I didn’t pick the white girl as the winner so….. Very interesting! |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
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musicfan |
| Score:-74 | Oct 9th | ||
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Lana Del Boy bores me to death. Azealia Banks doesn’t. Therefore, AB wins! |
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| Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up” | ||
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
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lieutenant wine | |
| Score:7 | Oct 8th | ||
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Surprise! This is actually the new Anderson.Paak single. |
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| Posted in: New Kids On The Block, Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, Salt-N-Pepa, & Naughty By Nature Released A New Song Together | ||
