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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Today I've been listening to a lot of Soul Asylum, especially their '95 album Let Your Dim Light Shine. "Just Like Anyone" -- aghh, what a great song. Soul Asylum were underrated. If I was on Pitchfork's Over/Under and they asked about Soul Asylum, I would be like "underrated." Remember "Can't Even Tell" from the Clerks soundtrack? Great song. I've had a headache all day (not Soul Asylum's fault I don't think) so this is not my finest intro blurb. Your best and worst comments of the week are below.

THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#9 

Aaron Eli Falconzord Cobb
Score:39 | Jan 31st

This is way more interesting of a saga than her relationship with Pete.

Posted in: Ariana Grande's "Small Charcoal Grill" Tattoo Now Means "Japanese BBQ Finger"
#8 generic orange soda
Score:39 | Jan 30th

In fairness those grills are pretty cool.

Posted in: Ariana Grande's Japanese "7 Rings" Tattoo Actually Means "Small Charcoal Grill"
#7 saul wright
Score:42 | Jan 28th

As someone named Jeremiah, this is one of my most-hated songs.

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#6 blochead
Score:42 | Jan 30th

These men are pushing 70 years old

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#5 dafs
Score:43 | Jan 31st

A week from now, Ariana Grande is going to look like the protagonist of Memento.

Posted in: Ariana Grande's "Small Charcoal Grill" Tattoo Now Means "Japanese BBQ Finger"
#3 LEYG
Score:49 | Jan 31st

« Small Charcoal Grill, Finger *Heart* » sounds like a collaboration between Kid Rock and Grimes

Posted in: Ariana Grande's "Small Charcoal Grill" Tattoo Now Means "Japanese BBQ Finger"
#2 storkknees
Score:62 | Jan 31st

You misspelled 10/10.

Posted in: The Number Ones: Carole King's "It's Too Late"
#1 storkknees
Score:77 | Jan 28th

Maroon 5 ‘s music is so boring, they almost sound like if mayonnaise was an instrument.

Posted in: Maroon 5 Tease Super Bowl Performance Of SpongeBob Song “Sweet Victory”

THIS WEEK'S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 CowboyDan
Score:-10 | Jan 25th

Never thought I'd see the day that "innocent until proven guilty" was a controversial or extreme statement. This has gotten out of control, and this snake will eventually eat itself.

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#4 Skunt
Score:-12 | Jan 25th

http://oi64.tinypic.com/2ceqfsn.jpg

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#3 

David Bowers
Score:-12 | Jan 26th

Another reason NOT to watch.Guess they have to make room for all the politicizing.I used to love to watch but not in recent years.Getting less desirable each year.I can read the results online.

Posted in: Oscars Will Cut Most Song Performances From This Year's Ceremony
#2 byers
Score:-14 | Jan 29th

Reading beer reviews by people who clearly don’t know the first thing about beer is almost as infuriating as reading Tom Breihan’s number ones column.

Posted in: Hop Along Beer Vs. Hanson Beer: A Roundtable
#1 Skunt
Score:-21 | Jan 25th

I'm not real familiar with how prison works but you'd probably need more than just a snarl face to keep the other inmates away from those man boobs.

Posted in: Maxo Kream - "Meet Again"

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

 ButtHash
Score:22 | Jan 29th

Lou Loubega is where I get all my yoga pants

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