Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Today I’ve been listening to a lot of Soul Asylum, especially their ’95 album Let Your Dim Light Shine. “Just Like Anyone” — aghh, what a great song. Soul Asylum were underrated. If I was on Pitchfork’s Over/Under and they asked about Soul Asylum, I would be like “underrated.” Remember “Can’t Even Tell” from the Clerks soundtrack? Great song. I’ve had a headache all day (not Soul Asylum’s fault I don’t think) so this is not my finest intro blurb. Your best and worst comments of the week are below.
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | bakedbeans | |
Score:39 | Jan 30th | ||
Posted in: Ariana Grande’s Japanese “7 Rings” Tattoo Actually Means “Small Charcoal Grill” |
#9 | Aaron Eli Falconzord Cobb | |
Score:39 | Jan 31st | ||
This is way more interesting of a saga than her relationship with Pete. |
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Posted in: Ariana Grande’s “Small Charcoal Grill” Tattoo Now Means “Japanese BBQ Finger” |
#8 | generic orange soda | |
Score:39 | Jan 30th | ||
In fairness those grills are pretty cool. |
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Posted in: Ariana Grande’s Japanese “7 Rings” Tattoo Actually Means “Small Charcoal Grill” |
#7 | saul wright | |
Score:42 | Jan 28th | ||
As someone named Jeremiah, this is one of my most-hated songs. |
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Posted in: The Number Ones: Three Dog Night’s “Joy To The World” |
#6 | blochead | |
Score:42 | Jan 30th | ||
These men are pushing 70 years old |
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Posted in: Ace Frehley To Gene Simmons: “You’re Just An Asshole And A Sex Addict” |
#5 | dafs | |
Score:43 | Jan 31st | ||
A week from now, Ariana Grande is going to look like the protagonist of Memento. |
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Posted in: Ariana Grande’s “Small Charcoal Grill” Tattoo Now Means “Japanese BBQ Finger” |
#4 | Skunt | |
Score:47 | Jan 28th | ||
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#3 | LEYG | |
Score:49 | Jan 31st | ||
« Small Charcoal Grill, Finger *Heart* » sounds like a collaboration between Kid Rock and Grimes |
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Posted in: Ariana Grande’s “Small Charcoal Grill” Tattoo Now Means “Japanese BBQ Finger” |
#2 | storkknees | |
Score:62 | Jan 31st | ||
You misspelled 10/10. |
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Posted in: The Number Ones: Carole King’s “It’s Too Late” |
#1 | storkknees | |
Score:77 | Jan 28th | ||
Maroon 5 ‘s music is so boring, they almost sound like if mayonnaise was an instrument. |
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Posted in: Maroon 5 Tease Super Bowl Performance Of SpongeBob Song “Sweet Victory” |
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | CowboyDan | |
Score:-10 | Jan 25th | ||
Never thought I’d see the day that “innocent until proven guilty” was a controversial or extreme statement. This has gotten out of control, and this snake will eventually eat itself. |
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Posted in: Queen’s Brian May Apologizes For Defending Bryan Singer After New Allegations |
#4 | Skunt | |
Score:-12 | Jan 25th | ||
http://oi64.tinypic.com/2ceqfsn.jpg |
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Posted in: Maxo Kream – “Meet Again” |
#3 | David Bowers | |
Score:-12 | Jan 26th | ||
Another reason NOT to watch. Guess they have to make room for all the politicizing. I used to love to watch but not in recent years. Getting less desirable each year. I can read the results online. |
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Posted in: Oscars Will Cut Most Song Performances From This Year’s Ceremony |
#2 | byers | |
Score:-14 | Jan 29th | ||
Reading beer reviews by people who clearly don’t know the first thing about beer is almost as infuriating as reading Tom Breihan’s number ones column. |
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Posted in: Hop Along Beer Vs. Hanson Beer: A Roundtable |
#1 | Skunt | |
Score:-21 | Jan 25th | ||
I’m not real familiar with how prison works but you’d probably need more than just a snarl face to keep the other inmates away from those man boobs. |
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Posted in: Maxo Kream – “Meet Again” |
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
ButtHash | ||
Score:22 | Jan 29th | ||
Lou Loubega is where I get all my yoga pants |
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Posted in: Tracy Morgan Stars In Parody Lou Bega Biopic Mambo No. 5 |