Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
ICYMI we’ve devised a fun user-generated assignment for young Julia: Stereogum Presents… Nochella. You guys are gonna pick a random-ass music festival and we’re gonna send her there to report on it. Just to be clear, though, we expect you’ll pick an unappealing event or at least a fish-out-of-water scenario — it’s supposed to be funny. Go here and nominate any music fest (happening in the US this summer) you want, but we’re really looking for weird/unique experiences to include in the final poll that’ll launch next month. Give us some suggestions that will make Julia regret suggesting this project in this first place!
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | jloo | |
Score:44 | Mar 15th | ||
That’s fascinating, because I heard that her biologucal father was Dr Arnold Klein, celebrity dermatologist. He was Debbie Rowe’s boss & lover for many yrs. Debbie Rowe bore 2 of Dr Arnold Klein’s biological children. Not Michael Jackson’s biological children. |
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#9 | rdadmanesh | |
Score:45 | Mar 15th | ||
Are you seriously trying to yell me that everyone knows Paris’ biological father was Dr. Arnold Klein, celebrity dermatoligist, and that Prince & Paris carry the DNA of Debbie Rowe and her long-time boss and lover, who was Dr. Klein, so Prince & Paris thankfully carry no DNA by MJ? |
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#8 | Tom Breihan | |
Score:45 | Mar 21st | ||
I didn’t start noting non-#1 top 10s until I’d been doing this column for months. But I *did* go back and decide which songs were 10s. So here’s the complete list of top-10 10s: duane eddy – rebel rouser |
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#7 | blochead | |
Score:46 | Mar 19th | ||
Fun Fact: This song is actually about Full House alum Dave Coulier |
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#6 | mazloum | |
Score:48 | Mar 15th | ||
As a Muslim dude from Egypt, the news from NZ broke my heart this morning. Fuck Islamophobia and White Supremacy. |
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#5 | lobster man | |
Score:48 | Mar 15th | ||
No I think he’s on to something i too have heard rumblings that everyone knows Paris’s biological father was Dr. Arnold Klein, celebrity dermatologist. Prince & Paris carry the DNA of Debbie Rowe, & her long time boss & lover, who was Dr. Klein. Prince & Paris thankfully carry no DNA by MJ. That’s just what I heard anyway. |
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#4 | cokeparty | |
Score:52 | Mar 15th | ||
About Paris’s bioligical father being Dr Arnold Klein, celebrity dermatologist and Prince & Paris carrying the DNA of Debbie Rowe, & her long time boss & lover, who was Dr Klein? That Prince & Paris thankfully carrying no DNA by MJ? No |
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#3 | Juice Drinksteen | |
Score:61 | Mar 20th | ||
“We’re sorry Ms. Gray, but somebody already picked up our only Stereogum press pass for this festival.” |
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#2 | Dr. Arnold Klein | |
Score:70 | Mar 17th | ||
Paris’s biological father was me, celebrity dermatologist. Prince & Paris carry the DNA of Debbie Rowe, & her long time boss & lover, who was myself. Prince & Paris thankfully carry no DNA by MJ. |
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#1 | Albinosaur | |
Score:114 | Mar 20th | ||
Gathering of the Juggalos |
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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | theyachtmaster | |
Score:-12 | Mar 21st | ||
i’m a socialist and if he’s sincere about this promise, i will vote trump |
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#4 | Win | |
Score:-13 | Mar 17th | ||
Is there an unspoken rule that people with chest tats die young or do we just never talk about the people who managed to survive their own impulse control? |
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#3 | sandro | |
Score:-15 | Mar 17th | ||
She’s fucking rich beyond comprehension. And also dumb as fuck |
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#2 | eeeee | |
Score:-18 | Mar 21st | ||
Naaa, I’m good, never really “got” the Volta. Also, sorry Beto but I generally vote candidates that win elections. |
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#1 | plurabelle | |
Score:-25 | Mar 15th | ||
yeah, this band is about as “cool and real” as SXSW itself |
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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
Y B B | ||
Score:3 | Mar 19th | ||
Sufjan isn’t coming anywhere near this festival after he sees this poster. |
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