Thanks, StupidAsshole!

As a white man in early middle age I am officially OK with this designation, because who the fuck else really merits it? (Anyone who mentions Drake dies before the first consonant leaves his lips.)

are you that guy that hasn’t heard Old Town Road?

call her lorde you weirdo

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ME, AGE 20: Ha ha, I like the riffs, but these Rage Against the Machine lyrics are kind of corny.

ME, AGE 40 (at a cocktail party): You know, some of those who work forces are actually, no joke, the same who burn crosses.

— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) June 22, 2018

As 10 as 10 can get.

Where’s mans not hot?

While not a fan of their music, this makes ID okay in my book. Thanks for out-Gorkin’ the Gork.

Seems like it would also wash away the considerable ill will Morrissey has accrued over the last few years, but really, this party that he’s a part of only ever gets talked about in reference to Nigel Farrage calling them Nazis. That’s literally the only thing I read about them. I went to their site and it just seemed like some bullshit that a bunch of incels joined and that fits Morrissey kind of to a T so I really dgaf about the politics. I love Morrissey and I’m tired of hearing about celebs’ dumb politics. Nobody would have heard of his stupid party if the entire music world didn’t collectively get diarrhea when they heard about it and published it everywhere like it was gonna do anything but get that party more exposure.

RATM’s hypocritical and showy virtue signaling fits in with today’s culture much more than Fugazi’s low key but genuine integrity.

MOR then, MOR now, MOR 4evah.

This band sucks. All of rap-rock is terrible. I mean I get why angsty teens loved RATM back in their days, because they were dumb and hadn’t developed taste yet, but to still be hoping for this reunion c’mon.

Ho-hum…

Behold, the 2010s unlicensed Stereogum artist power rankings™. Kanye seemed to have the best decade, with the most amount of features in the list and a relatively good average rank, but Kendrick actually had better rankings for his four spots, on average. Honorable mention to Lorde, whose two songs selected are both below 25.

Please don’t tell my boss I was working on this instead of doing my actual job.