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Post Malone Running Out Of Face To Tattoo

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MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA – FEBRUARY 01: Post Malone attends Michael Rubin’s Fanatics Super Bowl Party at Loews Miami Beach Hotel on February 01, 2020 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Tasos Katopodis/Getty Images for Fanatics)

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There will come a day when Post Malone has no more free real estate on his face left to tattoo. He, and we, will have to contend with this fact eventually. Fortunately, and/or unfortunately, that day is not today. On New Year's Eve, Posty got a tattoo of a medieval gauntlet and flail on his right cheek. And last night, during his concert at the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri, he turned the other cheek, and got a tattoo of a bloody buzzsaw on it. These two new friends join an ever-increasing collection of facial tattoos that also includes the phrases "stay away" and "always tired," barbed wire, a smiley face, the Playboy bunny logo, a sword, the ace of spades, and a heart. "Anything to piss my mom off ... It's not right," Post Malone said of his famous predilection for face tattoos in a 2018 interview. "I got a face for radio anyways, so why not?" Look upon that face, ye mighty, below. (Despair optional.)

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