We are the 99% and they are the Number Ones

Imagine there’s no heaven? You’re right, it’s pretty easy!

MEANWHILE IN THE DOMINION OF FIJI DISCO CHARTS

Are we sure this message didn’t come from Kid Rock’s Honky Tonk Badonkadon’t Tread on Me Libertarian Think Tank and Steakhouse?

I mean really the only option The Police “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”

Dude, I feel exactly the same. Like, I don’t recognize the commenters, and they clearly have prewritten comments and content which seems oddly masturbatory. For awhile I thought it was detracting from Tom’s work, because in all honesty I think the effort he is putting into that is incredible, and really deserves to be recognized. His research alone on Bonus Beats is lights out.

But once I thought about it, I decided I wouldn’t poke at those users. If anything, it makes me happy that it’s brought all of these extra eyes to Tom’s work. So instead I just read every post and almost always go on my way. I think it’s great that’s it’s opened up another world and brought attention to the site, no matter how weird I think those conversations are.

It’s cool to receive empirical proof that celebrities think regular people are fucking goo goo ga ga babies.

Fetch the Bolt Cutters, Because Quentin Tarantino Isn’t Going to Castrate Himself

This could soon have 2 million streams on Spotify and 2.4 million streams on Pandora

“ Fetch The Bolt Cutters, is a reference to the British procedural The Fall, in which Gillian Anderson plays a sex crimes investigator. Apple started kicking around ideas for it as early as 2012. At one point she was considering a concept album about her Venice Beach home, jokingly titled House Music. At another point she considered basing the album on the Pando, an interconnected network of trees in Utah. Ultimately she drew much of her inspiration from the #MeToo movement. No release date is mentioned in the article.” is a great album title.

Good to hear, but will it cure coronavirus?

He remains the most pretentious filmmaker alive. Undefeated. PT Anderson makes cinema for ppl that don’t understand anything about cinema but like to name drop at parties to seem intellectual and score pussy.

Clearly these guys suck and are dumb but as someone who wouldn’t have been able to name Trapt before this article I gotta say, that song “Headstrong”? That song fucks

As a member of our ruling elite celeb overlords, I’m pretty sure he’s feeling fine.

I’ll cancel my parties when you do, Taylor

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How about Drake collaborating with Ed Sheeran and Maroon 5 (hell, Sada Baby could also contribute a verse) for a sequel to “God’s Plan” in which they give away another million dollars to COVID patients without health insurance?