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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

I don't remember a Shut Up, Dude where eight of the ten best comments were all on the same post. You earned it, Guy.

THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 
pizzapeeps
Score: 26 | Jul 12th

My understanding of the entire Swiftie experience: “At first, I thought maybe the vinyl had a secret message from Taylor,”

Posted in: Taylor Swift Fan Receives Speak Now (Taylor's Version) Vinyl Misprinted With '90s Electronic Music Compilation
#9 
you beautiful bastard.
Score: 27 | Jul 10th

I am pretty sure trying to overthrow the government because you lost your reelection bid is the sort of thing that should render you socially radioactive. Nobody would have given a shit if Trump had gone on Truth Social complaining that Guy Fieri wouldn't give him a grip-and-grin photo op.

And let's be brutally honest here: Loretta Lynn, by her later years, was probably gone in the head, such that Jack White could put her in the smile-and-nod category. A pretty large portion of Trump's core supporters are elderly people who would be considered intellectually disabled were they tested, and probably shouldn't even be allowed to vote, let alone own a firearm or operate a vehicle. We don't do that on a regular basis in this society because we don't want to admit that so many of the elderly can't really be fully fledged members of society anymore, because that would raise Difficult Questions.

Posted in: Jack White Calls Out “Disgusting” Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, & Mel Gibson Over Donald Trump Photos
#8 
Juice Drinksteen
Score: 27 | Jul 10th

Guys, I found Mark Wahlberg's account!

Posted in: Jack White Calls Out “Disgusting” Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, & Mel Gibson Over Donald Trump Photos
#7 
bakedbeans
Score: 28 | Jul 12th

"I was alone and it was late and my vinyl was playing creepy messages."

This is a 4th wave emo song title.

Posted in: Taylor Swift Fan Receives Speak Now (Taylor's Version) Vinyl Misprinted With '90s Electronic Music Compilation
#5 
jarjarbinks
Score: 32 | Jul 10th

This is awesome. We need more people calling out this bullshit and less normalization of Trump. He is a racist fascist con man. It’s relieving to see Jack White be so firmly correct here.

Posted in: Jack White Calls Out “Disgusting” Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, & Mel Gibson Over Donald Trump Photos
#4 
shitty
Score: 36 | Jul 10th

You're here and you have no idea who Jack White is? Did a boomer facebook page share a stereogum article again?

Posted in: Jack White Calls Out “Disgusting” Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, & Mel Gibson Over Donald Trump Photos
#2 
you beautiful bastard.
Score: 38 | Jul 10th

Man, I thought Guy Fieri was an OK dude beyond his horrid aesthetics. The other three, zero surprises.

Posted in: Jack White Calls Out “Disgusting” Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, & Mel Gibson Over Donald Trump Photos
#1 
you beautiful bastard.
Score: 54 | Jul 10th

There's a big difference between a private citizen and two heads of state. Nobody is forcing Guy Fieri or Mark Wahlberg to shake Trump's hand.

Posted in: Jack White Calls Out “Disgusting” Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, & Mel Gibson Over Donald Trump Photos

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

MoonBB
Jul 7th

Got my VIP Trophy today! Hello fellow VIPs. I've been meaning to subscribe for a minute and my need to check out SUD every Friday pushed me over the edge. Glad to be here. And the ads are gone!!!! Sweet hallelujah the ads are gone.

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