Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

She doesn't read books. She reads chapters.

if Biden had been shot in the ear, Trump would have already made up a stupid nickname for him and Fox News would be framing it as a false flag attack. you can bet on that shit.

hmmm. why do I get the feeling that some people have to walk on eggshells regarding all of this, when, if the situation were reversed the other side would have curb stomped the eggs and kicked the chicken.

Help me, I've got some soles to sell

In retrospect, it's amazing that it took pop music this long to deliver a song that spoke to the universality of Katy Perry stealing your backup dancers.

mfers who spent their whole lives actively campaigning to put guns in the hands of every maniac in the united states calling a novelty rock act's joke on stage 'a green light for more violence' is peak reality

Lmao at “Francis Scott Key” being a tag on this article

Breaking news: Man says what we're all thinking.

I'm sure it'll be fine. JoJo is one of the most original, groundbreaking artists of any generation, and Tool fans are extremely chill and never take anything too seriously.

Rush just wasn’t used to seeing girls at their shows.