Look, I don't know what to tell you. There's a new Scary Movie movie, right? They're rebooting the franchise, bringing back the Wayans brothers and Anna Faris and Regina Hall. It's just called Scary Movie, same as the first, even though it's the sixth entry in the franchise. There's a Lizzo song on the soundtrack. It features Sexyy Red. It's called "Hoes." It's about how "the world would be boring as fuck without hoes." I don't like this information any more than you do. It's just what's happening right now. What we want doesn't matter.
The cast of Scary Movie appears in the "Hoes" video. Lizzo and Sexyy Red reenact the "wazzup" bit from the first Scary Movie, which itself was a reenactment of a popular series of Budweiser commercials. Perhaps you'll be happy to learn all of that. Maybe you'll be like, "I remember those commercials, and I also remember the movie that referenced those commercials, and those repeated references are funny to me." I don't know you. You could feel any type of way. It's a mystery to me. You could decide, of your own free will, to hit play on the video below.
Lizzo is preparing to release a new album called Bitch, and she says it's "Bitch Summer." Recently, however, she claimed that the "racist and fatphobic" algorithm is hurting her album promotion. Again, this is just the news. I'm simply doing my job. You can react to this information in any way you like. It's none of my business.
