Drake Finally Found A Goth Baddie To Bark At

Everyone deserves happiness I guess, or rather, who am I to deny anyone that right or to blog about that right. So here I am blogging about how Drake found his dream goth babe. Well, technically he found a "wife, pipe, and bestie." On his Stake-sponsored Kick stream on Saturday night, loverboy held a "20 v 1" speed dating show with internet personalities including Jordyn Lucas, Lily Phillips, Lena The Plug, and Pinkchyu. The latter is a cosplay influencer (real name Lin Lamar) who the internet has apparently long criticized for not being a real goth.

If you have some context, it's not really as strange as it seems. Almost a year ago, Drake made his return to Bobbi Althoff's podcast, where he discussed his dream girl: a funny, goth baddie with big boobs. And it seems as though he's found her in Pinkchyu.

Clips from the stream have gone viral, including one where she asks him to open Magic: The Gathering cards, after presenting them wedged between her boobs. Later, she asks him to bark like a dog and he does. In the end, he chose Pinkchyu as his wife.

"You're just intriguing and from Texas. And you have fangs. I feel like I could learn new things," he said, I guess in lieu of a traditional proposal. "I could teach you a lot of things," Lamar added. "We're opposites, but I feel like opposites attract," Drake continued.

With her new title, Pinkchyu got to pick one thing, "anything in the world" and Drake said he would buy it for her. "Will you buy my mom a house?" she asked. "Oh, yeah, I'd love to," he casually replied. Pinkchyu was in shock. "She's been wanting to retire and I've been trying to help," she said putting her hands on her head. "Okay, we'll figure it out," Drake said.

Watch clips of it below if you must.