We don't write about the Stones too often around here 'cause frankly ... we think their best work may just be behind them. But when Keith Richards falls out of a palm tree in Fiji (!) that's too bizarre to ignore. And we knew it wasn't gonna end well. The Sun reports that the 62-year-old axeman, after a week of headaches, is now due to have his skull drilled and drained.
The mag says it all started when Keef and Ronnie climbed a tree to get coconuts.
And the unfortunate fall? We assume he lost balance in a laughing fit when he learned Mick's agreed to star in the ABC series Let's Rob Mick Jagger.
Get well soon Keef, so you and the boys can continue robbing your fans.
