Skip to Content
News

We Said Hello Goodbye

11:01 AM EST on December 1, 2003

Today Phil Collins announces his retirement tour, aptly titled The First Final Farewell Tour. Of course bands never actually retire when they say they will. Every time a new Cure album drops, Robert Smith says it's the last one. Cher's farewell tour has been going on for years. And will Jay-Z actually step down from the stage? Doubtful. That's why today we give props to Pastor Mason Betha (f.k.a. Ma$e). In 1999, he claimed he was leaving rap to follow God ... and he wasn't full of shit! His book Revelations: There's a Light After the Lime is now available in paperback. Also Bill Berry wasn't full of shit. He is still a farmer.