Jessica Simpson isn&#8217;t the dumb blonde you think she is. In fact, she&#8217;s a secret agent who singlehandedly ended the blackout. Watch Jess &amp; Nick&#8217;s sketch from VH1&#8217;s Big In &#8217;03 show. Written by my former boss.

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