TMZ reports that Justin Berfield (Malcolm In The Middle's bullying brother Reese) is positioning himself to be a movie mogul at the tender age of 21, with his production company J2TV/J2 Pictures. He's got two projects slated: a Jessica Simpson vehicle (we'll pass, thanks) and a film based on the Jerry Garcia tome Captain Trips.
Let's assume it's not a documentary. Which actor should play the legendary axeman? Should he be missing part of his middle finger ... and his toilet?
