Watch as Alan Sparhawk inhales a chocolate cake! We'd be glad to draw out some tenuous line of connection to the track's existential lyrics, but we've got nothing. Instead, we'll take the clip's moral at face value; next time you speed-eat a confection on film, have a spare glass of milk handy. Or, just hire Takeru Kobayashi. [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] ...