The Naked Cowboy, Times Square&#8217;s famous underdressed busker, is a sellout. He&#8217;s starting wearing a Coca-Cola hat, Coca-Cola boots, and Coca-Cola tighty whities. What&#8217;s next? &#8230; a reality show about the homeless dude on 42nd Street? Actually, that&#8217;s not such a bad idea. I&#8217;m calling Fox.

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