You can say anything you want on Dutch TV! And so Tori does, tackling pop tarts stumbling out of SUVs with with too much to show, and pooping on her Manolo Blahniks, all while sounding like your kooky high school English teacher. [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Incidentally, this woman is one Y Kant Tori Read and a summer long acid trip ...